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Saturday, February 14, 2009.

Valentine’s Day Cards For The Cheapest Of Bastards 2009!

So if you’ve procrastinated at the last minute and forgot to give your lover, crush, or sexual plaything a Valentine’s Day card, you’re in luck. Here’s the 2009 Valentine’s Day Cards from Sausage-Fest.com. And if you want to send these via email, just right click each .JPG picture and paste it into the body of your email.

“Please Confirm Our Relationship On Facebook”: A remake of the popular 2005 Valentine’s Day Card. There’s no better way to be open with your love life than through Facebook. After all, if you don’t confirm your relationship there, how do we know you really have a girlfriend or boyfriend?

Download “Facebook Confirmation” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 3.9MB.

“Hipster Music/My Bloody Valentine”: This is a card that you send to your typical music-loving, internet-using, hipster alt-bag: from the blazer, to the keffiyeh, to the 80’s-style sunglasses, I’m sure you know a person who thinks he or she is indier and more fashionable than the next person.

This is also for fans of shoegaze music, which — by my account — is every hipster.

Download “Hipster Music” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 7.2MB.

“My Tumblr Crush”: Have a Tumblr Crush? Are you slightly narcissistic? Well, this card is for you. Print this out, send it to yourself, and feel content in the fact that someone sent you a Valentine this year.

Download “My Tumblr Crush” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 5.1MB.

“You Get My Heart High”: If you like drugs, or if you like someone who does drugs, this Valentine’s Day card is for you. Valentine’s Day is a time where you overlook someone’s unhealthy habits (or lack thereof) and express your affection with puns.

Besides, whacked-out mushrooms with hearts on them are always good for a laugh.

Download “You Get My Heart High” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 8.6MB

“Demon in Bed”: Why are devils so heavily depicted on Valentine’s Day anyway?

Download “Demon In Bed” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 5.3MB

“Fuck!”: A remake of the old, newsprint version from 2004.

Download “Fuck!” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 5.2MB

Of course, you can see the other Valentine’s Day Cards from years past:

This comic is filed under: Aaron, Art, Cards, Chris, Cute, Cynicism, Depression, Drugs, Facebook, Holiday, Indie Rawk Jeffro, Internet, Love & Relationships, Nigel & Randy, Valentine's Day, Verona Red

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Thursday, January 10, 2008.

Jeffro’s “…Top 20 Albums Of 2007″ Part 2.

If you look really, really closely, all of my favorite albums are in the background of the comic. I mean, sure, you can get unspeakably observant (read: nit-picky) and find out which albums made my Top 20 list — saving you, the reader, the time from actually coming back here each day. Of course, where’s the love?

This comic is filed under: Color, Depression, Drugs, Fashion & Style, Holiday, Indie Rawk Jeffro, Internet, Marijuana, Music, New Years, Photoshopped, Politics & Ethics, Pop Culture, Recap, Spoofs, Technology, Top 20 Albums, War

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Monday, October 15, 2007.

Occupational Funks.

Oh, hello. Long time no see. With Halloween coming up, I’m really excited to produce some themed comics. The problem is, there are a few new characters in this particular storyline (”Occupational Hazards“) that I want to introduce before I draw any Halloween comic. Simply put, I don’t want to show new, pivotal characters without a proper introduction. Consequently, I’m ~~forcing~~ making myself draw enough “Occupational Hazards” comics just in time to take a break from the arc and produce strips for All Hallow’s Eve.

With that said, I intend to put out a new comic every weekday all this week and the next. No bullshit, just art and humor. I already have a few done and/or planned out, so stay tuned.

Also take notice of a lot of old characters popping up in the next few weeks. Nigel, for instance, hasn’t officially appeared since last summer’s “Love Is In The Air” storyline. Big things are planned for many of these lost and forgotten characters. Big things, indeed!

This comic is filed under: Chris, Craigslist, Depression, Indie Rawk Jeffro, Jesus, Jobs, Lazy, Nigel & Randy, OJ Simpson, Religion, Smoking, Storyline: Occupational Hazards, Work

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