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So if you’ve procrastinated at the last minute and forgot to give your lover, crush, or sexual plaything a Valentine’s Day card, you’re in luck. Here’s the 2009 Valentine’s Day Cards from Sausage-Fest.com. And if you want to send these via email, just right click each .JPG picture and paste it into the body of your email.
“Please Confirm Our Relationship On Facebook”: A remake of the popular 2005 Valentine’s Day Card. There’s no better way to be open with your love life than through Facebook. After all, if you don’t confirm your relationship there, how do we know you really have a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Download “Facebook Confirmation” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 3.9MB.
“Hipster Music/My Bloody Valentine”: This is a card that you send to your typical music-loving, internet-using, hipster alt-bag: from the blazer, to the keffiyeh, to the 80’s-style sunglasses, I’m sure you know a person who thinks he or she is indier and more fashionable than the next person.
This is also for fans of shoegaze music, which — by my account — is every hipster.
Download “Hipster Music” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 7.2MB.
“My Tumblr Crush”: Have a Tumblr Crush? Are you slightly narcissistic? Well, this card is for you. Print this out, send it to yourself, and feel content in the fact that someone sent you a Valentine this year.
Download “My Tumblr Crush” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 5.1MB.
“You Get My Heart High”: If you like drugs, or if you like someone who does drugs, this Valentine’s Day card is for you. Valentine’s Day is a time where you overlook someone’s unhealthy habits (or lack thereof) and express your affection with puns.
Besides, whacked-out mushrooms with hearts on them are always good for a laugh.
Download “You Get My Heart High” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 8.6MB
“Demon in Bed”: Why are devils so heavily depicted on Valentine’s Day anyway?
Download “Demon In Bed” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 5.3MB
“Fuck!”: A remake of the old, newsprint version from 2004.
Download “Fuck!” Valentine’s Day Card - .PDF Format, CMYK, 5.2MB
Of course, you can see the other Valentine’s Day Cards from years past:
- Valentine’s Day Cards: 2004!
- Valentine’s Day Cards: 2005!
- More Valentine’s Day Cards: 2005!
- Happy Valentine’s Day 2006!
- Valentine’s Day Cards 2007!
- Valentine’s Day Cards 2008!
Oh, where art thou, Randy?
I’m taking the week off to come up with more material and work on some personal projects. Don’t worry, I have three comics already written, and I do want to take the time and make sure the art meets my standards. In the meantime, do enjoy Jeffro’s Music Blog and his new 8tracks music mix — the guy is exploding all over the internet!
Alright, so it’s been a really, really long time since I’ve updated. I won’t go into excuses, but there is new content floating around in limbo. Also, I’m proud to say that both Pat Doran of “The Way Life Should Be” and myself are presenting our work at this year’s Renegade Craft Fair in Chicago! I, for one, will be selling prints, NEW plushies, NEW pins, original artwork, and NEW BOOKS. So if you want to see some fresh content that won’t appear on this site, you should stop by!
WHO: Pat Doran, myself, and friends as “The Burnt Orange Art Collective”
DATE: Saturday, September 13 and Sunday, September 14.
TIME: 12pm to 10pm each day.
WHERE: Wicker Park, along Division St. and between Damen and Hermitage.
SPECIFICALLY WHERE: Our booth will be located smack-dead at the intersection of Wood St. and Division.
COST: Free, kiddies!
If you want a sneak peek of what the stuff will look like, check this out; most of it are works in progress, but you’ll get an idea.
And as for new comics on the site, I’ll definitely continue with the “Occupational Hazards” story arc once Renegade is over and things are settled. Here’s an idea of what’s coming up, folks:
GET EXCITED.
