As promised, here are this year’s Holiday cards for you to download, print, and spread like some kind of incurable disease. Each is originally 8.5″x11″ in total size, and should be folded into a 4.25″x5.5″ card — I mean, you remember PrintShop Pro for your old, old, old PC, right?

Holiday Cards for the Cheapest of Bastards: “Trippy”

Honestly, who needs the Holidays? And who reads cards unless there’s money inside them? Well, these ones are way cooler, trust me. The first of three cards based off P.Retuta’s comic, Sausage-Fest, this one is your standard card: with a Christmas tree/houndstooth-like front that will be sure to give you headaches, the inside sends a clear message to the ones you love.

DOWNLOAD CMYK VERSION (.pdf, 11MB)
DOWNLOAD RGB VERSION (.pdf, 6.1MB)

Holiday Cards for the Cheapest of Bastards: “We Three Kings”

This particular card is perfect for those who love the internet too much or those who love puns too much. In either case, once you give them this card you can say, “Look what I got you from the web! It’s ‘holly-rious’!”

DOWNLOAD CMYK VERSION (.pdf, 6.4MB)
DOWNLOAD RGB VERSION (.pdf, 3.1MB)

Holiday Cards for the Cheapest of Bastards: “I’m Way Too Indie…”

Do you know a hipster? Are you related to an indie snob? Is your barista a total scenester who looks like they were pulled from an American Apparel ad on PitchforkMedia.com? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this card is the perfect present for your little elitist!

DOWNLOAD CMYK VERSION (.pdf, 7.6MB)
DOWNLOAD RGB VERSION (.pdf, 4.2MB)

Happy Holidays, folks!

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